What “The Sex Talk” Looks Like Now – Alternatino
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What “The Sex Talk” Looks Like Now – Alternatino

[gentle music] – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on just a minute there,
buster. – Dad, I’m supposed
to pick up Emily in, like, ten minutes.
I got to go. – Well, Emily can wait
for a little bit, can’t she? You got a minute to talk
to your old man, don’t you? Have a seat. [groans] ♪ ♪ You know, son,
you’re not a kid anymore. – Oh, no.
I go to health class, Dad. I already know all this stuff. – Well, they don’t teach you
about everything in health class,
okay, Mr. Smarty-pants? So just listen. When boys and girls
get a little older, they start getting interested
in one another, right? – I know, and nonbinary people, agender, intergender FTX, genderfluid people… – What? – There’s more than just
boys and girls now, Dad, and they’re not girls.
They’re women. – Yeah, okay, sure.
[clears throat] My point is that… Sex is a–
it’s a very important decision. – How are you defining sex? Sex is different things
to different people. – Mm, I guess when– when a penis goes
into a vagina. – What if there’s two men
or two women, or more? – More?
– How would you define sex with multiple simultaneous
partners, or what if somebody’s
undergone genital reconstruction, or is intersex? – No, but I’m just talking
about normal, straight– – “Normal”?
Come on, Dad. – Okay, here we go.
Let me ask you this. Son, are you attracted
to women? – Yes, but I’m–I’m young. – Is Emily a woman? – Biologically. – [seethes quietly] Okay. You’re attracted to women.
Emily’s a woman, so if you were to have sex
with Emily– – I wouldn’t just have sex
with Emily. We’d have to make
that decision together. Homecoming’s not an excuse
to ignore consent. – I’m not saying
to ignore consent! I never said ignore consent! You and Emily, right, consensually decide
to have sex. – Vaginal?
– Yes, vaginal. – Just the two of us?
– How many people do you want? Yes, just the two of you,
Colin. – And I’m playing
the traditional male role? – Go to homecoming. – You seemed like
you really wanted to talk about this. – No, no, I don’t want
to talk about anything ever again.
– So I can go? – Please do. Out!
Thank you. Don’t forget your corsage. – Hey, Dad. – Yeah? – H-how do I look? [tender music] – You look very handsome, son. – That’s gender-coding, but– – Get out of my house!

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100 thoughts on “What “The Sex Talk” Looks Like Now – Alternatino

  1. This one is saved in the archives ! FUCKING MILLENNIAL SNOWFLAKES F U F U F U self absorbed narcissistic cry baby bitches we still love you even though you still don't know who the f you are keep coming up with things you might be and avoid the obvious!

  2. fuck this shit, i say to my boy there's ONLY BOYS AND GIRLS, respect ppl's choices, good night you good to go .

  3. If the child actually talks like this, the father has already done a bad job. 2 sexes, 2 genders, no one says you shouldn't have consent first. Deal with it.

  4. Lmao, all this genderfluid, non binary, etc. Is ruining our society. All of you mentally deceased pricks can't tell me otherwise.

  5. We are not women.. Its condescending to call us Wee-men.. Down with the patriarchy.. Just because we have Vaginas doesnt mean we are inferior.. Call us future mothers

  6. Am I the only one who thinks Arturo Castro and Zac Efron look alike?
    You could slap some makeup on Zac Efron and make him look like Arturo Castro lol

  7. I wanted to laugh. I really did. Buuuuuutttt… ..this skit is something I would actually hear today as a norm. I also want to say this is just sad. But then I would be considered a bigoted, chauvinistic, toxic-masculinated, non-conformist.

  8. Standards are necessary in order to properly communicate. Otherwise were playing the guessing game because everyone wont agree on on the same definition.

  9. now i'm afraid if this happen to my kids… but if i'm saying that i'll be called homophobe, bigot, chauvinist, sexist, racist or whatever they call with "ist" at the back…


  10. The kid is jst acting out todays generation the worst generation ever they are so confused and ignorant that they don't know their own gender nd most men in the west have been reduced to pets and many women the personal tools of d devil smh the end is here..

  11. The day my old man told me to stop playing with gi joes and heman and go out and get p짧ฯ was the day i learned about sex.

  12. * Resurrect dormant meme *
    Dad : Son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees…
    Son : omae wa mou shindeiru
    Dad : NANI !!!

  13. Man this shit is the absolute fuckin truth nowadays ppl out here doing the most. At this point u can no longer fit ppl into 2 or 3 categories. Now there’s like 50 different categories for the way we group ppl and even subcategories below them. Then there’s the whole super PC language terms everyone has to be aware of cuz now ppl are SO EASILY offended at EVERYTHING these days it’s ridiculous. I mean I’m 21 still growing up in this era and I just hate that no one is allowed to speak their minds anymore, everything has to either be 1000 percent accurate or it gets treated like hate speech, it’s annoying.

  14. Every time i see stuff like this i think of the matrix where Mr. smith talks to Morpheus and tells him your species arent capable of true happiness or being truly happy because somewhere along the line we have to make life more confusing and difficult then it actually is. People in other countries worry about "food and "surviving" each day but people in America worry about complete utter nonsense.
    Transgender and genderfluid lol sometimes i think the devil laughs at our stupidity.

  15. Fuck.. it's getting really fucking disgusting that they would really have a kid do a "skit" like this.. ffs the devil really is about and about

  16. Son: how do i look dad?
    Dad: u look very handsome son
    Son: that is a gender coding
    Dad: 😡😡😡 get out of my house

  17. It’s funny but it’s also sad and true that this is the way things are now it’s not about who ya love or how you love but it’s oh I’m special I’m different -__-

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