Our world is changing! Has changed. There are some among us gifted with abilities far beyond the ordinary. If only Sir Reginald could see us right now, huh? The Umbrella Academy. ( did we mention he’s
part ape? ) Real men throw knives! I heard a rumor… that you’re really tired. and you want to
go to sleep. I heard a rumor… that you shot your
friend in the foot. Hey dude? what the hell?! Three more hours. No! Don’t leave me.
Go away! Go away! He says to say thank you. You’re 58? No. My consciousness is 58. Apparently my body is
now 13 again. (but kind of alive…) Sorry.
Liar. Drop dead. Low blow. I didn’t sign up for this. It’s him! Ben. I’m afraid there’s just nothing special about you.