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The Worst Things about College


back in college I was an exceptional student and look at me now however strange it may sound I have a finance degree not only did I graduate with the perfect GPA my thesis was nominated for the dean’s award bright finance future ahead of me to bet I had different plans congratulations Peter the other professors and I are very proud of you thank you so what’s it gonna be a bank an investment firm a hedge fund I’m thinking about making funny videos on the Internet not only smart but also funny I like that I majored in finance with a specialization in investments in capital markets I know what you’re saying Peter you’re so handsome and intelligent but the truth is my practical skills in this field Peter the Mokka is crushing any of the only one I get save us create a perfect GPA and your diploma thesis also means award even the wrong decision we all do [Applause] it’s funny how each college faculty has its own cliches like and engineering is what is free time architecture what is sleep medicine what is life music bards what is love humanities what is studying physical education one of the worst things I did before enrolling into college in the Czech Republic was watching American college movies that completely distorted my expectations and perceptions of college parties yeah it wasn’t like that in Eastern Europe dude I’m broke as fuck stop puking you nasty shit goddammit yeah alcohol party sex no parents mommy and daddy are long forgotten until you have to feed yourself good boiling water inside what’s water what’s water no idea in college you really start to appreciate that sweet feeling of coming back home and lying to your own mother studying no matter how hard you study or how organized you are studying the night before an exam is always a life-threatening experience [Music] the more I talk with people who went to college the more it seems that each person experienced the same vicious cycle first year oh this is fun second year [Music] everybody forty year finally here is this what I really want to do am I gonna do lovely five years at the economics faculty sometimes I wonder where would I be now if I went down that path [Music]

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  1. When I saw your videos and my first video that I watched on your channel was that you visited France I started thinking why was I not informed of this channel until now? But this video is really is touching about the fact that my dad told me when I asked him did he ever go to college? The answer was NO… he said honestly that he even didn’t finish high school back in the 80’s and he still has a successful life in his early 40’s and has a part time job.

  2. Ah the student years.

    Party is never like in the American movies, however, there were some times here in RSA where things got pretty wild at Stellenbosch.
    But let's be honest, most of the weekends it ends up 2am in the morning sitting in the park or on a bench drinking on.

    And yeah some times trashing the apartment.

    I would have thought the Eastern European parties would have been more wild, looking again at movies of Eastern Europe and their clubs 😉

    But let's talk about the parties that your business is throwing, I thought by now I will have the parties at the office like The Wolf of Wall Street, where most weekends you end up working, and parties almost does not exist.

    I will get that party going one day

  3. Your videos are awesome. Keep it up dude. I'v been going through the same experience now. Have no clue what I'm gonna do after college.
    Greetings from Russia

  4. This is relatable. I have a bachelor's degree in architecture and I am now doing an internship and this would last for 2 years before the licensure examination. I got yelled and insulted in a workplace by my boss and the place is a bit toxic. After five months, I resigned from that god forsaken architecture firm and now, I dont feel like architecture is meant for me. I dont know if this is just a phase but I need a massive recovery from what I experienced or it's just me pressuring myself to do architecture. A fan all the way from Philippines by the way. 😊

  5. Man…I'm an MBBS student at cambridge and trust me…it's true…I know I'm gonna be in big troubles for wasting time on this video and writing this comment but it worth …it made me laugh for the first time since a long time ago 😂

  6. that wazzzzz!!!! HILAAARRRIOOOUUUSSS!! I want u to do in India. I am sure u will get a lot in there. " WORST THINGS ABOUT INDIA"

  7. The suicide shots are unnecessary for the comedy. Once you get a little older you will know a person that has done this. It's not funny

  8. after college, Peter goes for an interview.
    Interviewer:- What skills do you master at?
    Peter:- Comedy, Travel.
    Interviewer:- Anything else?
    Peter:- Puking. I puke very well.
    –Calls 911–
    you have to come with us, Sir.

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