The Gunner Song ft. Harvard Medical School
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The Gunner Song ft. Harvard Medical School


Hey, Gunner Kid, how do you do it? I never skip a class
Got my Netter’s cards in my pocket I-I-I’m gunning,
Don’t you think I’m stunning? Yes, you know I’m awesome! Walk into the class like
“I’ma be a sweet doc” So ahead on reading, man
I’m done with the next block Harvard on my chest,
it’s so damn stunnin’ That people like
“Damn! That’s some Ivy League gunnin’!” Rollin’ in, on the dot,
headin’ to the frontest row Stayed in Friday night, date with Linda… …Costanzo Gotta be the best,
no one sittin’ next to me They probably shoulda studied
more renal physiology But hey — I got 99%! Schmoozin’ it, rockin’ it,
’bout to go and get some compliments Raise my hand in class
showing everyone I know my sh– But my thoughts are so complex
I’m talkin’ and chalkin’ and flow-chartin’ like a boss for their benefit.
I know I’m it. I’ma be an orthopod No for real–ask your mama– Hands like a demigod! Fall first year
and I’m studying for boards Tutoring the second years
like I’m an overlord Have a bunch of interest clubs,
joined a bunch of interest clubs President of three… …and I think I’ll start a Gunner Club Hello, hello, my ace man, Professo’ Always seeking my advice,
consultin’ while I shadow Doesn’t matter if it’s
pulm, GI, or cardio So buff in my scrubs, I’m like “Welcome to the gun show.” I never skip a class
Got my Netter’s cards in my pocket I-I-I’m gunning,
Don’t you think I’m stunning? Yes, you know I’m awesome! I never skip a class
Got my Netter’s cards in my pocket I-I-I’m gunning,
Don’t you think I’m stunning? Yes, you know I’m awesome! What you know about
cranial nerves in your noggin? What you know about
connecting weird symptoms? I’m searching, I’m searching,
I’m searching right through that PubMed One man’s night off… …that’s another man’s gunning. Thank your med school
for accepting the best ever doctor ‘Cause right now I’m doctorin’ to all At the physical,
you’ll find me first in line I’m not, I’m not sick of
searchin’ through that rectum Your grammy, your aunty,
your momma, your mammy I take their BPs and their pulses,
all by hand I rock that phys exam! They’ll be in hypovolemic shock
now give fluids, man! I have the history on lock
now you know it, man! They be like…
“Oh, my chest feels hella tight” I’m like,
“Yo, that’s some angina pectoris” They lackin’ some oxygen,
give some nitroglycerin Learning angina pectoris–
that’s advanced knowledge, yeah! I called that when we all got pimped, yeah! I called that ’cause I knew my business! It’s not easy though, I’m skipping meals
while you wasting time at lunch talks, bro Big brain,
come take a look through my microscope Trying to out-gun me? Man you hella won’t! Man you hella won’t Gunner kid…runnin’ class…yeah! I never skip a class
Got my Netter’s cards in my pocket I-I-I’m gunning,
Don’t you think I’m stunning? Yes, you know I’m awesome! I wear my clean white coat I look incredible Put on my stethoscope My doctor skills are good as gold I wear my clean white coat I look incredible Put on my stethoscope My doctor skills are good as gold I never skip a class
Got my Netter’s cards in my pocket I-I-I’m gunning,
Don’t you think I’m stunning? Yes, you know I’m awesome! You’re not a doctor yet!

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100 thoughts on “The Gunner Song ft. Harvard Medical School

  1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ the fact that this is still so wavy and it was made 5 years ago just proves that these guys were A-level gunners, not even considering the fact that they are medical students in Harvard ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ this video was probably for their GPA or something

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  3. To the people asking if they are even human:

    Several double blind studies coupled with historical data analysis is starting to show that the Philum "Medical Studius" contains a subgroup of the hominids which can tolarate, (in contrast to the more common Homo Sapiens) shorter sleep cicles if not the absence of them entirely, large enough doses of Caffeine that would put a Homo sapiens in a toxic level, in addition to large memory skills.
    The Medical Studius Philum appears to be almost non sociable.

    Other studies in the Harvardean family has this traits enlarged and has a biological propensity for an activity that is called "gunnin" by top researchers in the field.

    More studies are needed to be able to study the traits further, but almost no Specimen can be kept in captivity for more than 20 minutes Of observation.
    Upon capture, most produce a unique call of the sound of " LET ME GO, I HAVE TO STUDY FOR THE FINAL ALTHOUGH ITS AUGUST "

    It is believe that eaxh specimen in the wild has an extra apendege denominated by researchers "text book" as none can be found (in the wild) without one.

  4. 3.15 Just thinking about someone's precious netters cards on the floor, and stepped on. YOU DON'T DO THAT TO NETTER'S! hahahaha

  5. First gunner now is specializing emergency medicine,second gunner a pediatric dentist and third gunner an orthopedic physician.Man.. how time flies.

  6. Lmfao Harvard more like Stanmore college for me ha ha ha … ๐Ÿ˜ญ canโ€™t wait to fail my GCSEโ€™s

  7. Awesome mind blowing fantastic sup so beautiful๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  8. that girl in the yellow jacket is like the girl who is always annoying and like weird and just ahhhhh i cant get the word

  9. you should see the girl know shes doing a residency in emergeny clinic and she cut her hair and she looks so different

  10. Damn. I just went crazy and searched for Melanie Molina (the girl). sheโ€™s a gunner in real life tho! graduated with dean honored award since college & whatnot & now a resident in boston!

  11. Thank you to my fellow gunners in all majors and all industries as well not just in school. You guys keep meritocracy alive and well. A man has a right to benefit from the Brilliance of his own mind and the might of his own will.

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  13. First watched this when I was a pre-med. Now a med student. I still watch it once so often. It's just so motivating.

  14. The best line in this is one man's night off is another man's gunning. It's so true, and I think about it every time I'm slacking off.

  15. Anybody else use this song as actual motivation to not procrastinate even though they are not in medical school. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  16. If you guys wanna parody Bone Thugs do us all a favor. You parody their name parody their style. Maclemore isn't Bone. Bone thugs or nothing. Otherwise rename your channel.

  17. I'm so awesome that you are not capable to understand how much I am, limited as you are.

    Pretty much the same in every country, I presume ๐Ÿ˜€ ahhahaha

  18. I've known how to diagnose angina pectoris and the treatment since when I was 11,5 years old my Fridays and weekends were from 00:00 staying up till it's 7 in the morning or even more studying medicine guess I've been born a gunner also the how I eat is while studying or in my road to wherever I'm going so ha I can be alive and a gunner ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

    Edit : Yet I still have and had A LOT OF FUN you just can't imagine what I've done if you read the comment !

  19. I can't believe that I founded this video just today on 21th September 2019 and I realized that this video posted in 2013 (when I'm 14)

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