This one. Who is he? I’m not sure. But he may be dangerous. He doesn’t look dangerous. Boo! I’m talking to you live! In person! You can jump back in your skins now,
except, they’re not your skins, are they? -What do you want?
-Mercy. -We have none.
-It’s not a request. It’s an offer. I’ll give you a head start. I’ll close my eyes and I’ll count to ten. I will make no attempt to follow you,
but, starting now, all of you, everywhere, pack your bags and get off of this planet. -Are you declaring war on us?
-I am drawing a line. And I’m suggesting you step back
from it with awesome speed. Then war it is. Multi-nucleate organism,
functioning as an infinitely adaptable, independently functioning,
peripatetic central nervous system. Good to keep an open mind. -Of course it won’t work.
-What won’t work? Whatever it is,
whatever you’ve got planned. Stating the obvious, you’ve set up in every capital city
in the world, so clearly the plan… is to unzip the head
of every world leader, pop yourselves inside. Of course, you
can’t just roll up with a team of surgeons to the White House or to the Kremlin, because they’ve got big fences,
shouty people and cross dogs. They will come to us
and they will come running. Oh. I very much doubt it. Take this! Yes, take that! Who are you? There have been many attempts
to conquer the Earth. I’ve lost count. Not one of them has succeeded,
not a single one. They all lost and burned and ran. That’s who I am. What is this? It’s a burger. I always bring a snack. I don’t want it now.
He’s put me off my dinner. -Very good. Right on target.
-Trial and error, to be honest. A few accidental stop-offs along the way. -Where did you get the robes?
-Twelfth-century Constantinople. I ruled firmly, but wisely. Ah-ah-ah! How did it go? Oh, you know. Issued a warning,
donated a burger, nicked some stationery. -The Ghost, what have you got?
-The whole story! Fact me, baby. It’s why I reassembled you. No, sir, that’s not the reason, is it? Just get on with it! You cut me out of Hydroflax,
because you were worried you’d be lonely and we both know why, don’t we?
But oh, look at you, avoiding the subject! I’m not avoiding anything.
I’m just trying to save a planet. Which is what you always do
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