Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide: FUNNIEST MOMENTS! 📓 NickRewind
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Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide: FUNNIEST MOMENTS! 📓 NickRewind


I need to move on…
and get the sting outta my heart! [groaning] [screaming] Now the sting is in my eyes! – The moustache is fake.
– Oh, really? [screaming] Oh, what do you know, it is you! Good thing you don’t have
any facial hair yet, that would have hurt! [music playing] [whining] Jennifer’s my girl, bucko! And I challenge you
to a battle of honor for her hand! [slapping] Very well then, my friend. I must warn you,
I am the jealous type. [slapping] Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys! How long do I have to wear
this cheesing thing? – Just one period.
– But I’m not even Irish! Just dance the Leprechaun Dance! [music playing] Ned, this is a bit distracting
to the rest of the students. You got a problem with that? Are you the kid who takes pants? As I climbeth this ladder… ith. Upon you, a kiss I shall place! Oh, Romeo! Yup, it’ll be a kiss
the audience will never forget. [laughing] Our first order of Club Ned business
is to find… the cutest picture of Ned! Actually… It’s this baby photo
of him in the tub. [screaming] [screaming] Oh, come on! [music playing] [explosion] [screaming] Very nice, Miss Mosley. Just put it over there
on the extra credit table and we’ll see if it’s worth that A plus. [music playing] Actually…
I’m not quite done with it yet. Have to make a couple more improvements. ♪ Ave Maria ♪ I have my mother’s eyes,
but my… father’s voice. You know Ned’s a booger eater, right? What?
I am not! Oh… does your girlfriend know
you’re a liar too? OK, yeah, when I was three. – Once a booger eater, always a booger–
– Please stay out of this! – Are you through?
– No. Does Suzie know you pee yourself? – When I was four!
– Six! Five!
And I don’t do it anymore… You know, we don’t have to go
to the Rose Garden. We can just take a walk and…
look for your pants. Oh, we’re going to the Rose Garden,
and we’re gonna totally make out. You mean like this? Mosley looks crazy, man! Abort the mission, I repeat,
abort the mission! Come on, we’re going to the Rose Garden! Er, I think I’ll just stay
and eat cheese– Do you think Lisa Zemo’s hot? Um… I can’t answer that
due to the fact that I’m 40. Perfect. [music playing] [spluttering] Well, what you need is some manly advice. Which I will demonstrate
with these dolls. Now, every relationship,
and every woman, is different. For instance,
Suzie might be the kind of girl who likes a guy who takes charge. So if you grow even wimpier… “Do you like my sweater?” She’ll grow tired of you and dump you. “Oh, I want a real man, I’m dumping you!” “No! Oh, no!” Or you could go back
to your super bully ways. “Hey, baby, what’s shaking?” And she could be repulsed
by your leatheriness and dump you! “I am repulsed by your leatheriness
and hereby, dump you!” “Oh, no, no!” But which one should we do? Wimpy or bully? Hmm, tough choice. So we will do what all great men do
when faced with a tough choice! We flip a coin. [music playing] There’s no way I can get hurt now! [clanging] Ouch… I’m doomed to live
in this no-flirting zone forever! Wait a minute… – You’re a girl.
– Thanks for noticing. The Super Deluxe Triple Decker
Extreme Ham Turkey and Ham Sandwich! With extra ham! Ham! That is awesome! Mind if I have one bite? Ham… Come on, just one bite,
it’s a masterpiece! What’s one bite? [crunching] [music playing] [gasping] You can start worrying now. OK, let’s test this baby out! [blowing] [screaming] Suzie’s suffocating me! She’s dressing me and buying me shoes
and making me dye her hair! Which… is actually kinda fun. Don’t tell anyone that! Hey, coconut head, could you call me
Jennifer instead of Mos, please? You got it… Jennifer! And do you think you could stop
calling me coconut head? Get a decent haircut and we’ll talk. ♪ Cowboy Cookie
The ladies really love ‘im ♪ ♪ Cowboy Cookie
The best ya ever saw ♪ ♪ Cowboy Cookie
The bullies they don’t scare ‘im ♪ ♪ Cowboy Cookie
Yipee, yipee, yeehaw ♪ Stop laughing or you two
are going down to the office! That’s not the only thing going down! [laughing] Pretty lame talent show. What did you say? Sorry, wrong number! Suzie is gonna dump me! OK, stop stressing and think! Did you do anything to upset her
or hurt her or eat with your mouth open
in any way? Your nose looks really big here! [laughing] Wow! [groaning] [gargling] No. And the winning team
for the trip to the capital is… Evelyn and Simon! – Yes!
– Yes! That means Lisa’s not going with Seth! You do realize that means
you’re going with Evelyn? [gasping] He’s stuck again. – Come on!
– Relax, relax, relax.

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81 thoughts on “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide: FUNNIEST MOMENTS! 📓 NickRewind

  1. One moment that always gets me is in the episode where Cookie buys a lot of stuff with the card his dad gave him and suddenly there’s this earthquake and he’s dragged across the school by his pony. 🤣

  2. I really miss Ned’s Declassified School 🏫 Survival Guide. I hope 🤞 it and all the other shows from Nickelodeon, Nicktoons, Nicktoons Network, Teenick, Noggin and Nick Jr come back.

  3. im a sophmre and every time my friends talk about their childhood shows, i bring up neds decclasifed and their like "Huh? ive never heard of that one". I slowly walk away disapointed. Neds declassified was and will always be awsome !!!

  4. If youre not going to put this show on Netflix at least air the episodes on teenick instead of marathoning Henry Danger 24/7

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