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If Google Went Back To School


Hey, guys. I’m Mr. Nice. [MUSIC PLAYING] And I’ll be your
teacher for the year. [RECORD SCRATCH] Ooh. Well, you only have three stars. People Don’t rate people when
they’re doing a good job. They only rate them when
they’re doing a bad job. It has over 700 reviews. Google, no one asked you. Hey, guys. It’s Google. So I’ve done If
Google Was a Girl and a bunch of other random
if Google was videos. So I’ve decided to show
you what it would be like if Google went back to school. So don’t forget to
subscribe if you want to see more videos like this. No, seriously. I’m going to have so many more
back-to-school videos coming out right now. Subscribe right now, right now. And give this video a
thumbs up if you like it. And comment down below what
you think Google would be like if they were in your class. So let’s get on with the video. 76 times 53 divided
by 11 is equal to 366. Wrong. It’s 366.181818181818– OK, Google. Why don’t you just– [BEEP] Can you stop that? [BEEP] Did you hear that Sarah– –dated John, repeated the 7th
grade, is allergic to peanuts, or does gymnastics? Dated John. Yeah. I knew that. Why were you late? Well, according to Maps,
there was an accident on Street Boulevard. Yeah. I didn’t use Google Maps. Clearly. Can someone tell me
what a mitochondria is? Did you mean mitochondria? Yes. That’s what I said. No. You said mitochondria. Yeah. But it’s mitochondria. I um. Can I go to the nurse’s office? What’s wrong? My stomach hurts. Oh. You probably have appendicitis. What does that mean? You’re going to get
your appendix removed. What? No she’s not. Yes. You can go to the
nurse’s office. You know, you probably
shouldn’t eat that. Why? Do you know how much
bacteria is in a clementine? OK, class. We’re going to take
a quick pop quiz. [MUSIC PLAYING] What are the four
lobes of the cerebrum? What are the four
lobes of cerebrum? Oh. It’s the frontal, the
parietal, the occipital, the temporal lobe. Hey. No cheating. It was an accident. [MUSIC PLAYING] Google, focus on the quiz. I’m just doodling because it’s
Marshall McLuhan birthday. Who? He literally saw the internet
coming before it actually happened. What? [MUSIC PLAYING] OK. McLuhan point is that
distributed networks like TV and radio were more
crucial than the content they had conveyed, actually. He’s the one that
foresaw the internet coming before it actually came. He was a comedian. And the electric
media is an extension of ourselves, a communal act,
he said, in a 1968 debate with Norman Mailer. [CRICKETS] [MUSIC PLAYING] OK. Now, for Spanish. Can someone tell me
how to say hello. I’m having a good day. Oh. [SPEAKING SPANISH] No. Oh. I must have spelled
it wrong in English. Um. [SPEAKING SPANISH] OK. We’re going to
move on to history. Can you all take
out your textbooks? Oh, god. I wish we didn’t have history. OK. What are you doing? I’m erasing the search history. OK. We’re going to talk
about the War of 1812. Oh. The War of 1812
took place in 2006. Where are you getting
your information? Wikipedia. OK. That makes sense. What’s the capital of Denmark? There are 43
restaurants in Detroit. Siri, what? First of all, no there aren’t. And second of all,
I’m no really sure why you would answer a
question he didn’t even ask. Interesting question, Google. OK. These are the results
I found on the web. Hey, Bing, what’s the
capital of Detroit? Uh, Iceland. That’s enough from you two. Go to the principal’s office. But that’s two hours away. Actually, no. It is 45 minutes away. For the love of god,
just use Google Maps. Here’s the Google street view
to the principal’s office. Hey, Google, do a barrel roll. [MUSIC PLAYING] Can someone come up here and
draw a picture of a plant cell? [MUSIC PLAYING] This is a picture of a cat. Oh. You said plant cell. What did you think I said? I got this. Here you go. Oh, my god. Go to detention. [MUSIC PLAYING] So I hope you guys
enjoyed this video. If you didn’t see my
previous two videos, click those down below. And subscribe [INAUDIBLE]. OK. I love you guys so much. Bye. [MUSIC PLAYING]

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100 thoughts on “If Google Went Back To School

  1. Rachel: been on YouTube for over 5 years
    Rachel's YouTube: Has the same profile picture since 2015 😂

  2. Ha! Whenever they said " ok Google " or " hey Google " my actual Google mini went off, as well as my phone 😁

  3. Can you do some more if google was videos please I love them and your other videos obviously

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  5. HHHAHAHAHA OMG they actually usel do a barrel roll so funny i love that secret gosh pls put ’Google gravity’ and click the first one and it must be Google gravity

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  7. 1:10 Teacher:- "Ok Google" !!

    Google:- Yes I am Listening (Beep Sound) 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  8. When Google said "Siri" In the show, my siri turned on and said, "How can I help you?" I died of laughter

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  10. If Google was in my class they would know everything because when I search something the next day there are like ads and stuff so keep your secrets for yourself

  11. Google would be showing off to everyone about her French vocabulary and the teacher would be trying to correct her which would result in fights between them everyday.

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