Exact Instructions Challenge PB&J Classroom Friendly | Josh Darnit
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Exact Instructions Challenge PB&J Classroom Friendly | Josh Darnit


– You’re not even making any sense. You already ruined it on purpose. He knows how to make one. – What’s up The Internet? You know what? I’m hungry. I could really go for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Do you guys think you
could write down some instructions and teach me how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? – Yeah. – Then do it. – I knew we were gonna do this. I heard dad talking to mom. – Choke yourself on my hand. Sometimes they do what you tell them. (laughter) – [Evan] Dad, I’m done. – Step one, get two pieces of bread out. Got ’em. Get a butter knife and get some PB. Take one piece of bread, spread it around with the butter knife. – No, dad. With the peanut butter. – I’m just doing what it says. It says, take one piece
of bread, spread it around with the butter knife. – Hold on. – Get some jelly, rub it on
the other half of the bread. – No, dad open the jelly. – It doesn’t say to do that. Put the breads together,
on top of each other. Take a big bite. (giggles) – This doesn’t taste like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (giggles) (loud buzzer) – Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. – Sorry, I had to make
it extremely specific. – Oh good, I’m starving. – Take two pieces of white
bread out of the bag. Take the lid off the jar of peanut butter. Get a butter knife and stick it inside of the peanut butter jar. With the knife, scoop a bit
of peanut butter out of the… – A bit, that means like a lot. – A bit means a lot? – In my world. – Spread your scoop of
peanut butter onto one of your pieces of bread with the knife. Alright, there we go. – You’re doing better than before though. – Open the jelly jar. Squeeze it onto the other piece of bread. – No! (frustrated moan) – Done. Closer. (loud buzzer) – Get two pieces bread. Get some peanut butter. Take the peanut butter knife. Open the peanut butter. Put the knife in the PB. Get some jelly. Open the jelly. – No. – Squirt the jelly onto the bread. Whoa. – Your supposed to… – Take the butter knife with
the peanut butter on it, wipe it all over the piece
of bread that’s blank. Take the butter knife,
rub the jelly all over the piece of bread. (laughter) – [Johnna} Oh, but he’s doing better. – It says “all over”. (laughter) Put the two pieces on top of each other. – (giggles) This isn’t how I meant. (loud buzzer) – Take two pieces of white
bread out of the bag. Take the lid off the jar of peanut butter. Get a butter knife and stick it inside of the peanut butter jar. With the knife, scoop some of the peanut butter out of the inside of the jar. Spread your scoop of peanut butter onto one of your pieces
of bread with the knife. – No! – Squeeze some jelly onto
the other piece of bread. Spread the jelly on the
bread with the butter knife. Put your two pieces of
bread, peanut butter and jelly sides together. Done. (laughs) (loud buzzer) Get two pieces of bread. Get some peanut butter. Get some jelly. Open the peanut butter. Get a butter knife. Put the butter knife in the peanut butter. Take the butter knife out
of the peanut butter… – (hyperventilating) You did it wrong. No. (giggling) – Take one piece of bread and
take the butter knife that has the peanut butter on
it and spread it all over the top of the piece of bread. – Dad. – That’s the top. – I mean the sides. – Squirt some on another piece of bread. Take the butter knife,
rub it all over the top of the piece of bread. – I quit. You’re not even making any sense. He’s already ruined it on purpose. He knows how to make one. (loud buzzer) – [Johnna] I know Evan, it’s the joke. (giggling) It’s the
game that we’re playing. (giggling) – Do you know how to eat a piece of bread? (laughter) You want to take your sandwich with you? – (talking with mouth full)
This is a good sandwich. – (giggling) It looks
like a yummy sandwich. I’m glad I made that for you. (giggling) – (talking with mouth full)
Can I (muffled) with it? – Yeah, go take that one to mommy. – OK. – I edited a bit. – Take two pieces of white bread. Take the lid off the jar of peanut butter. Get a butter knife and stick it inside the peanut butter jar. With the knife, scoop some
of the peanut butter out of the inside of the jar. Spread your scoop of
peanut butter onto the face of one of your pieces
of bread with the knife. Squeeze some jelly onto
the other piece of bread. Spread the jelly on the
bread with the butter knife. Put your two pieces of
bread, peanut butter and jelly sides together. Done. – Now eat it. – Not the best… – Well you made it so.
– But I think it qualifies. That’s a win. – Wahoo! – Well Evan and Johnna, did that go as you expected? – (giggles) Yes, I expected to win. – Well, you sorta won. But really, I feel like
we were all losers. Did you guys have fun, at all? – Yeah. – There were at least a few points were it seemed like Evan was kind of having fun. – He’s like… – I don’t know nothing. (giggles)

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