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100 thoughts on “Chad, Ryan – I Don’t Dance (From “High School Musical 2”)

  1. Can we take a moment to appreciate how the director didn’t even try to make this resemble a decently realistic game. Chad’s swing and stance look like a 4 year olds and Ryan’s pitching and pickoff moves are no better

  2. I LOVE A GAY ANTHEM!
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  3. Come on Disney, you can't possibly have a explanation for this not to be a gay storyline. They are literally hip thrusting while looking at each other

  4. Why do I get they ain't talking about dancing, but being gay?
    I swear that's what I get X'D
    Like Ryan telling Chad it's okay, and Chad is just denying it.

  5. There's this book called "Will & Will" and written by John Green and David Levithan. It's a story of two teenagers called Will Grayson; one is friends with Tiny Cooper which is gay. In a certain part of the book, Will says that when he was younger, he used to play BASEBALL with Tiny, and that Tiny used to scream "HEY BATTER BATTER HEY BATTER SWING" whenever they were playing. Do you guys see how this proves that Chad is gay and that Ryan and Chad love each other ?? Just make the connections.

  6. Maybe it is just me but this song reminds me of Jay and Gil from Descendants I can picture them singing this song. Jay would be Chad because they are both athletic and Gil would be Ryan. I don’t particular ship them but this song reminds me of them.

  7. Hey oh, play ball
    Hey, hey, oh
    Hey, batter, batter
    Hey battter, batter swing
    I've got to just do my thing
    Hey, batter, batter
    Hey batter, batter swing, yeah
    I'll show you that it's one and the same
    Baseball, dancing, same game
    It's easy
    Step up to the place, start swingin
    I wanna play ball now, and that's all
    This is what I do
    It ain't no dance that you can show me, yeah
    You'll never know
    Oh I know
    If you never try
    There's just one little thing
    That stops me every time, yeah
    Come on
    I don't dance
    I know you can
    Not a chance, no
    If I could do this, well, you could do that
    But I don't dance
    Hit it out of the park
    I don't dance
    I say you can
    There's not a chance, oh
    Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor
    I don't dance, no
    Hey, batter, batter
    Hey batter, batter swing
    I've got to just do my thing
    Hey, batter, batter
    Hey batter, batter swing
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    Two-steppin, now you're up to bat
    Bases loaded, do your dance
    It's easy
    Take your best shot, just hit it
    I've got what it takes, playin my game
    So you better spin that pitch
    You're gonna throw me, yeah
    I'll show you how I swing
    You'll never know
    Oh I know
    If you never try
    There's just one little thing
    That stops me every time, yeah
    Come on
    I don't dance
    I know you can
    Not a chance, no, no
    If I could do this, well, you could do that
    But I don't dance
    Hit it out of the park
    I don't dance
    I say you can
    There's not a chance, oh no
    Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor
    I don't dance, no
    Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance
    Swing it out, spin around, do the dance
    I wanna play ball, not dance hall
    I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call
    I can prove it to you til you know it's true
    'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too
    You're talkin a lot, show me what you got
    Stop swing
    Hey
    Come on, swing it like this
    Oh, swing
    Jitterbug, just like that
    That's what I mean, that's how you swing
    You make a good pitch but I don't believe
    I say you can
    I know I can't
    I don't dance
    You can do it
    I don't dance, no
    Nothing to it, atta boy, atta boy, yeah
    Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, bater what?
    One, two, three, four, everybody swing
    Come on
    I don't dance
    I know you can
    Not a chance, no, no
    If I could do this, well, you could do that
    But I don't dance
    Hit it out of the park
    I don't dance
    I say you can
    There's not a chance, oh
    Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor
    I don't dance no

  8. So basically it's:

    Ryan: u gay bro
    Chad: internally panicking nah fam, miss me with that gay shit
    Ryan: come on at least give it a try 😏
    Chad: K
    Chad: well-

  9. This is the catchiest song on the movie. I really love the concept they did here and that routine with baseball was phenomenal!

  10. All I remember from this scene watching this as a kid is feeling extremely nervous about Ryan walking around on all that dirt with that white monochromatic outfit

  11. this is gay but it cranks. Be Honest We All Would Listen To This 100 Times When they say “ play ball” and “ just do my thing .💯

  12. женщина не танцую женщина я не танцую хватит улыбаться нормально с ориентацией

  13. I don't know about ya'll but, I'm still mad that the catcher tried to touch the batter at homeplate with the bases loaded when he just had to touch the base and then throw to first

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