Betty White — Safety Old School Style #airnzsafetyvideo
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Betty White — Safety Old School Style #airnzsafetyvideo

Listen up, people! This is my cousin’s grandson and his buddy from Air New Zealand. They were telling me about their crazy safety videos. Well, I said, if you wanna know about survival talk to us ‘cos you’re gonna want some advice from folks who have been there and done that. So this is Safety Old School Style. [What did she say?] We know you’ve probably seen it all before, but a few things may have changed a little since you last flew. Make sure any items by your feet are pushed well under the seat in front of you. Gavin MacLeod! What’s in the box? Oh, hi Betty! Oh… This is a priceless antique. A priceless antique, what is it? Your sense of humour. Oh… Welcome aboard, Gavin. If the captain switches on the seatbelt sign, pop back into your allocated seat straight away. Put that seatbelt low across your hips and fasten it up. If you do need to get up release by lifting the lever. These are oxygen masks and if they drop in front of you do what my friends here are doing by pulling down on your mask, placing over your nose and mouth and breathing normally. Here you go, like this. What do you know? You’re young enough to be my grandson. I am your grandson! And if you’re sitting with others, even a child, make sure your own mask is on before helping with theirs. If you don’t see the bags fill with air don’t be alarmed, oxygen flows through the bag straight away. [glass smashes] If an emergency were to happen during take off or landing, we recommend this delightful brace position. Or if you can’t reach the seat in front of you, put your hands on your head and bend down to your knees with your elbows on the outside and your feet flat on the floor. [snoring] Your life jacket can be found under your seat, right here. Remove it from the pouch, put it over your head, clip in the waistband and pull it tight. Pull the red tag to inflate, but don’t inflate while seated, only inflate when leaving the aircraft. And if your lifejacket doesn’t inflate, Grandad, you can blow on that red tube. What’s that? There’s even lifejackets for your baby. [dog growls] No matter where you are, smoking on any aircraft is prohibited at all times, as is any other hanky panky that creates a bit of heat. In an emergency we have lights on the floor that will help lead you to the exit. If your eyesight’s not what it used to be, or you’ve forgotten where you are, your flight crew are now pointing out where your nearest exit is. Your nearest exit could well be behind you, so have a look and count the rows to the door. Jimmy, it’s your move. Turn off your electronic device. Oh, I’m sorry. Jimmy, your phone! What? I can’t hear you! I turned off my electronic device. All electronic devices must now be switched off. If you are going to use electronic devices such as your phone, switch it to flight mode so it doesn’t interfere with the plane’s navigation, and always power them off for take off and landing. Make sure that wi-fi and bluetooth are turned off as well. Now folks, that’s almost a wrap. If you wanna recap any of this or find out about those electronic devices ask one of these guys. Or refer to this card from the pocket in the seat in front of you. Care to boogie, my dear? [laughs] Why, yes! From all of us at Air New Zealand, we promise to do everything we can to make your flight an enjoyable experience. It’s a pleasure having you onboard. We hope you carry on flying with us for a very, very long time.

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100 thoughts on “Betty White — Safety Old School Style #airnzsafetyvideo

  1. Everyone talks about this RACE problem and says that this RACE problem will be over when the third-world pours into EVERY White country and ONLY into WHITE countries.

    Everyone says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY White country and ONLY White countries to “assimilate,” that is, intermarry, with all those non-Whites.

    They’re pushing wHiTe geNOcide!

    They claim they are “anti-racist”, what they are is anti-White

    Anti-racist is a code for anti-White



  3. I guess this is the first time that I'm impressed by a safety video xd
    So funnyyyy
    Really get to learn those safety rules:D (For the first time haha although I have already taken flights for more than 40 times XDD)
    I've Never been to New Zeland before, I guess I shd definitely should give it a try!!

  4. lets pray that betty will accept jesus as her lord and saviour jesus can save a slut like betty and turn her life around

  5. I think I've only ever flown with Quantus but I have to admit. I've wanted to fly to NZ with air new zealand just because they have a better sense of humor than Quatus! It ain't the best but it's better. GO ANZACS!

  6. Best airline I've ever flown with, really welcoming and the memory of getting on at LA after an awful connecting flight from the UK with Continental  (it was a long time ago) and being greeted with a smile set the tone for the rest of our flying career with them.

  7. I just want those who choose to go to new zealand know that I had lived there for 4 years and it has a very racist community that will only let native and white new zealanders (kiwis) the chances of having the most skilled jobs, is it me or do you notice theres basically no black or racially different people in the video apart from a few well tanned white people

  8. Let me refraze that shit, theres a very dispoportionate amount of black people compared to white in a country that contains almost 1/4 of black skinned people I counted something like 3 black people out of countless whites

  9. The @IdeaCatalyst1 Framing Ideas: by air #clever #funny #safety #video Betty White #Spokesperson @FlyAirNZ#ad #marketing #Travel #airnzsafetyvideo 🙂 Let’s continue The Journey of the Ideas!

  10. Let me get this right. The male flight attendant from Air New Zealand is allowed to have that facial stubble? That really is not acceptable. If I saw that on an Air New Zealand or any other airline flight attendant I would think it very unprofessional. They should look more polished and professional. Period!!

  11. Airline Safety LOL …..REMOTE CONTROL =QRS11-Uninteruptable Auto-Pilot-remote control hijacking that cannot be interrupted by anyone one the plane once engaged…why so secret? BOEING BUSTED selling planes with systems installed about that ATI system? Tranquilize everyone on a plane ..neat huh …until, even the pilots, owners, etc, DON'T KNOW

  12. I laughed so hard, I almost choked. These in-flight safety videos are a work of genius! Go Air NZ! I wish I was flying on one of your routes just so I can watch more of these delightful videos…maybe I'll plan a trip to NZ next year.

  13. You guys, as well as your flight attendants, really are amazing!!!! And, you could not have done better than Betty White!! 🙂 Keep it up, and thanks for making safety so fun! 🙂

  14. Old people may be used as flotation devices. Or, if you are left adrift for more than a week: as food.

  15. So how the hell can Air New Zealand afford to keep making all these high-production safety videos,
    when all they do is (I assume) fly to NZ? How many people fly to and from NZ each year?

  16. Just discovered these safety videos from ANZ. OMG ! I laughed so hard!!!! Makes me want to fly them somewhere.. Wish the airlines in the US had such fun safety instructions.

  17. Awwww always love all Air NZ promotional and safety videos this decade! I wish Garuda Indonesia could update their new safety video as the current one is outdated (recorded in 2012)

  18. I love Air New Zealand ! Safety old style and Uniform
    This Airline is one of the most finest Airlines of the world with best crew members and staff .

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